Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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