Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Randomize
