I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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