You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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