The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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