if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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