Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
operation have a gay friend backfired
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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