i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I wish i was in the wii world.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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