Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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