That's intense
If that was your dad, he is hot
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I see more hoeing in ur future
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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