Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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