so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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