when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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