I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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