plz talk dirty to me
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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