i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Randomize
