a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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