I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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