he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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