Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My nipple is on Facebook.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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