So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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