hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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