your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
