ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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