we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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