Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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