It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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