i jhust puked up my retainher.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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