Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
