Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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