Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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