I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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