Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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