How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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