you turned your livingroom into a bong?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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