so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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