she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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