He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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