I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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