We're like a lot better than the average bears
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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