Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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