I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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