So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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