why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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