and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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