do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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