I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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