They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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