Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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