yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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