just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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